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- Me: *summons Satan*
- Me: id like to sell me soul for college tuition
- Satan: dude you have any idea how much that stuff costs
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ive had an erection all my life should i consult a doctor
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what was the demon arrested for?
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boys *squees and dies*
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WHY CAN’T I BE PRETTY
one of you fuckers is gonna tell me why some people are attractive and some people aren’t and how this is fair and why cute boys are allowed when they aren’t dating me
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hey my recent text posts got notes hallelujah praise jesus
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the only way to make decent test posts on this website is to whine about shit
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rereading old books makes me so nostalgic omg
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can someone buy me a dildo
its been 18 minutes and i don’t have my dildo what is wrong with you all
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can someone buy me a dildo
